The Raptors mascot tried to molest Rachel McAdams
The Good: Rachel McAdams is a Toronto Raptors fan. The Bad: The Toronto Raptors are 23-34. The Ugly: They lost to the lowly Wizards.
But yea, back to Rachel McAdams. The goddamn mascot tried to get on her. Get your nasty reptilian paws off my gal good sir.
Tangibly related, this GIF of Rachel McAdams—I later found out it was a butt double. That news devastated me.