The sorry state of the Detroit Lions

Posted by A. Isaac on March 11th, 2008 at 7:37 am

How bad is it in Detroit?

Well, we still have old man Ford as our owner.

We still have Matt Millen as our GM.

And yes, we still have a losing team for years to come.

That point was hammered to the fans yesterday when the Lions re-signed seldom used RB Tatum Bell.

To put Bell’s signing into perspective, he sat the last 10 games of the year because he desperately wanted to be traded. However, if the season started today, the Lions would have to slot him in as the starter.

Feel free at this point to cue up your carnival music.

Your Detroit Lion Running Backs for the 2008-2009 season

Kevin Jones-Knee Surgery, questionable return
Brian Calhoun-Knee Surgery, the worst use of a 3rd round pick ever
Tatum Bell-Couldn’t find another team, forced to sign with Lions
Aveion Cason-6 years in the league, already his 2nd stint with the Lions. That’s all you need to know about him

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.