THE TOUR DE FARCE

Like most things in France, the tour itself is starting to stink.

I don’t follow Cycling with any modicum of interest and frankly, I probably never will.

But every time the Tour De France comes about, about 10 riders get busted for EPO.

Questions are repeatedly asked about past winners. In fact, Floyd Landis just recently lost his appeal for his fake win in 2006.

And now today, an entire Italian team withdrew after one its riders failed a drug test.

I’m sure he will come up with a fantastic excuse like

Some massage therapist rubbed EPO on me

or my personal favorite,

I drank the night before so my testosterone levels were high.

No crap?

If that’s actually true, I suggest every male with a working organ drink 2 fifths of whiskey every day so he can bang broads four at a time at night.

Oh wait,

That’s called college….My bad.

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