The University of Texas tells high school to stop using logo

Posted by A. Isaac on July 29th, 2010 at 12:07 pm

Things haven’t been going so well for the University of Texas the past few months. The Big 12 almost disintegrated before their very eyes as Nebraska and Colorado fled for greener pastures. And now, some two-bit high school had the audacity to try and use their Longhorns logo.

How dare they!

Texas didn’t like the idea, so Gardner Edgerton’s new basketball court is now safely emblazoned with the school’s official steer-and-covered-wagon logo instead.

“We don’t have deep enough pockets to mess with the University of Texas,” said Bill Miller, district director of operations.

Next up on the Texas Longhorns hit list–churches and orphanages. Just yesterday, I saw a guy with a Longhorns Alum t-shirt trip an old lady as she crossed the street. He then proceeded to taunt her with the “Hook ‘em Horns”. And yes, that alum was Vince Young. And yes, he brawls with old ladies and strip club managers.

Don’t mess with Texas, Gardner Edgerton High School learns [KC Star]

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