The World of Isaac Angry Friday Rant

Big Ten Officials

I realize that the crews are not limited to just Big Ten games but seemingly every game is reffed differently than other leagues. It seems that sometimes refs feel the need to call a foul on every single possession. Case in point during yesterday’s MSU/ILL game, Randle drives the baseline and Walton steps in front of him, barely any contact and Walton gets called for the block. In any other league, its a no-call.

Its basically rendered Big Ten games unwatchable. Maybe Jim Delany should get off his fat ass and stop trying to market the stupid Big Ten Network and try to make his product better.

Fat chicks in Thongs

As many of you know, I am certainly no Adonis. In fact, I have more of a Fabio type body, but thats neither here nor there. Yesterday at the gym, a woman in excess of 200lbs was on the elliptical in front of me. She wore skin tight sweats that exposed every ripple in her leg. But even worse, every time she bounced up and down while struggling to do the machine, her thong was severely exposed. I won’t even get into the absurdity of why women wear thongs while working out but here’s some advice. If you feel that your cheeks are encompassing your thong turning it into something that can be confused with dental floss, I suggest you go another route when you hit up Victoria Secrets next time.

Indianapolis Star writer Terry Hutchins

“I’ve heard it from enough people now to believe that if Indiana came calling that Izzo would give the Hoosiers a long look.”

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You know, once, just once I want one of these writers to produce an actual source for their stories. I can guarantee that Hutchins sources were all within the confines of Assembly Hall or IUs campus. In fact, the WOI dares Hutchins to produce one source outside of there.

Come on Terry, prove it.

Will Tieman/Gus Ganakas

The Spartan Radio Broadcast is the most amateur broadcast of any DI basketball program out there. I have personally emailed the athletic director(both Hollis and Mason) and asked for them to think about the fans. It is literally impossible to get an accurate account of what is occurring in the game. Many times the score is not said for 6 or 7 minutes. Its a disgrace and it needs to end ASAP.

Democratic Party

We all know that a two party dominated political system is one of the main reasons that American Politics is so dysfunctional. But even loyal Democrats have to look at their party and say “What the hell is going on”. Bickering, slandering, hate campaigns between Hillary and Obama only strengthens the Republicans, who are now united behind McCain singing “Kumbaya”. Add to that, the “firehouse primary” that may take place in Florida and Michigan and its a wonder if the party is actually interested in winning or just proving one another wrong.

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