The World of Isaac Angry Friday Rant

The following five people/organizations are receiving Guyism middle finger.

Shaun Pruitt

Make a free throw buddy. Illinois’ Shaun Pruitt had a chance to seal up the game not once but twice at the free throw line. He clanked all 3 of those attempts and Indiana went on to beat Illinois on the road. Nevermind the fact that Illinois blew a double digit lead in the second half at home but if they could have just one more free throw down the stretch the game was over. Instead, Pruitt did his best Shaq imitation to choke the game away.

Roger Clemens

Quit the shenanigans man. Its over for you! The web of lies you’ve spun is unraveling day by day. But you know what bothers me the most about this. If you claimed McNamee was a personal friend of yours and somebody you spent a lot of time with, than why didnt you know he was dirty as hell? Why didnt you know he was basically a drug dealer who was passing out roids and HGH like it was candy? Says a lot about your character Rog. What’s that saying, “You are only as good as the company you keep”. Hmm? Fits well here huh?

Northwest Airlines

Its one thing to have flights delayed an hour or two, its quite another to be royally screwed by Northwest time and time again. My girlfriend was supposed to land at 830 but it turned into a cross-country nightmare that had her plane landing at a little past 12am. If that was the end of it, I probably wouldn’t be so upset but her luggage didnt arrive until about 50 minutes later. All in all, it was about a 4 hr 20 min delay and I didnt get home till 140am.

CNN

I am sure thats a nice article and all but truthfully, Im disgusted….

I am disgusted that there are athletes that freakin beat their wives and drunk drive and kill people and dont get one tenth of the coverage Vick’s goddamn dogs got….

Was there an article on CNN about the mom that Leonard Little killed? Gimme a break
For some reason, I know the name of one of the dogs that was abused but I dont know a single name of the 8 US soldiers who have died in the last six days.

Disgusting! You’re a national news network not some local podunk station that has nothing else to cover.

Myself

For being awake at 2am and writing this stupid thing.

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