THINGS MORE BELIEVABLE THAN A BRETT FAVRE RETIREMENT

10. Shaq’s new rap album “Kobe, Show me how my ass tastes” goes Platinum

9. Arod Hitting A Clutch Homerun in the Playoffs

8. Pacman Jones going to a strip club and not “making it rain”

7. Mike Ditka and Gene Upshaw, candlelight Dinner for Two in Canton

6. Isiah Thomas and Anucha Browne Sanders co-author a book “How to find true love in the workplace”

5. Mike Vick named PETAs new spokesman

4. Charles Barkley not splitting Aces

3. Roger Clemens: 2008 Time Person of the Year

2. Matt Millen, Keynote Speaker: “Having success on the field and in the front office”

1. Don Imus made honorary member of the NAACP

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