Tiger Woods got Joslyn James pregnant?

Tiger Woods really needs to start controlling when these crazy sex stories about him come out. When there is legitimate sports going on, the Tiger stuff has a shelf-life of only a handful of hours. But when it breaks on a day where there is no professional sports action, well then, it becomes front page fodder.

The latest fake story and/or rumor is porn star Joslyn James claim that Tiger Woods impregnated her twice. The first resulting in a miscarriage and the second, an abortion.

She “tearfully” shared this information with Inside Edition. And as we all know, the folks at IE are as reputable as they come.

Joslyn explained, “The first one was when [Elin] was pregnant with Sam.” She also said that her second pregnancy coincided with Nordegren’s second pregnancy. “Elin was pregnant with Charlie at that time. I just didn’t want to ruin anything.”

Both pregnancies were the result of unprotected sex. “It was never talked about. It was never protected.”

Thankfully for Tiger, Trojan or Durex were not among his many endorsements. I can’t imagine what those press conferences would have sounded like.

“We’ve decided as a company to let Tiger Woods go. His unwillingness to use our product in the midst of using every glory hole in North America is quite disappointing”

Tiger Woods’ Mistress: Two Pregnancies {Celebrity Gossip}

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