Tiger Woods has a new girlfriend
A. Isaac 
Watch out ladies, Tiger Woods is on the prowl again. Months after finalizing his divorce from Elin Nordegren, Tiger Woods appears to have a new blonde to share his bed with. Alyse Lahti Johnston, a 22-year old college student, has been seen with the golfer the last few months.
She sent a BBM to a mutual friend of ours saying she didn’t consider herself Tiger’s girlfriend. They were just having a good time hooking up,” the source tells us.
That’s in keeping with Alyse’s personality, the source says. “She is a really nice girl, smart and super friendly. And she’s also a bit of a wild child. She definitely likes to have fun.”
I’m sure this girl is sweet and all, but to Tiger, this is nothing more than a Master’s tune-up. Dude has been playing like shit for the better part of a year and he needs to get laid early and often to get back on track. Did you think it was just a coincidence that Tiger played like ass when he was a born-again virgin?
Don’t be surprised to see Tiger win his 5th Masters in impressive fashion folks. In fact, I’d bet on it.
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