Tiger Woods mistress Jaimee Grubbs arrested
A. Isaac The most useful thing I’ve done thus far this year is to make an encyclopedia of sorts for Tiger Woods’ mistresses. That way, any time one of these skanks foul up, I can just refer to me trusty Tigerpedia.
For example, here is my entry for Jaimee Grubbs who was arrested for a suspended license last night.
Name: Jaimee Grubbs
IQ>80: Doubtful
Is she hot: Eh
How many beers would it take: Between 5-6
Probability of STD: 75%
3-way possibility: 9 out of 10 times
Kinky sex factor: 4.2 stars
Overall Bangability Index: C+
If you think that’s impressive, you should see Joslyn James’ entry. As for Grubbs, she is either really clueless or is just plain stupid. Given her IQ index above, I’ll go with the latter.
She’s racked up over 30k in fines just for a suspended license and has 3 warrants out for arrest. Unless Tiger was tipping her by the thousands for her services, it looks like she could spending some time in the slammer. A place that will probably suit her just fine as she’ll probably meet another Woods’ mistress or two in there.
Alleged Tiger Woods mistress Jaimee Grubbs arrested {Sports Pros(e)}
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