Tiger Woods’ mistress Rachel Uchitel rocks a thong bikini

Well, I think we can all give Tiger Woods a little less heat after seeing these pictures of his alleged fling Rachel Uchitel.

And this by no means excuses cheating on your wife (especially if you have kids at home), but I think we can all agree that if you’re going to cheat, go out with a bang.

As far as this being a public relations move on Uchitel’s part….well, duh. Her fifteen minutes of fame were cut short by Jaimee Grubbs and her press conference yesterday was canceled at the last minute.

So let’s all take a lesson from Ms. Uchitel here. If you have an affair with the richest athlete of all-time and you are trying to parlay it into a bigger gig, make sure you either have a sextape handy or some thong bikini pics lying around.

It surely helps.

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