Tiger Woods slept with 120 chicks….err 121

A. Isaac Senior Editor

So Tiger Woods is a male prostitute. He basically slept with anything that had breasts and a functional vagina. There is absolutely nothing shocking there.

But what remains more stunning to me, are the number of “stories” from sources that have come out of this ordeal. Seemingly every person who has access to Tiger or Elin has been giving juicy tidbits to tabloids in the last 6 months.

Call me crazy, but how does Sandra Bullock adopt a kid amidst one of the biggest scandals Hollywood has ever seen, yet not a single word is uttered from her friends?

Something doesn’t smell right and it’s not Joslyn James‘ uh…perfume.

Alas, we move on to more unmitigated rumors…

The National Enquirer is reporting that Tiger Woods admitted to sleeping with 120 women in five years of marriage. The admittance came during rehab, but that wasn’t the whole truth. Number 121 was none other than neighbor Raychel Coudriet and when Elin found it, sh– hit the fan.

“This is the worst betrayal ever!” Nordegren screamed over the phone as Woods was dining with pals after making his golf comeback at the Masters tournament earlier this month.

“I can’t believe you had sex with that girl in our own neighborhood. That’s it … I’m divorcing you.”

Yes, I’m sure that’s what Nordegren screamed verbatim. Personally, I prefer the South Park rendition more.

Tiger Woods confessed to bedding 120 women {NY Daily News}

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