Tiger Woods has his eye on you
A. Isaac Tiger Woods, I feel bad for you sir. Not only has your golf game been suspect this year but you probably haven’t pulled any tail for quite some time. You certainly can’t go on a date because it would make international news and asking your ex-wife for some make-up sex is probably out of the question.
Which leaves you with hookers.
Undoubtedly, not the safest route both from the perspective of your genitalia and for lack of a better term, their big mouths. To make matters worse, you’re across the pond in the most tabloid driven market in the world. A place that has seemingly feasted on their soccer stars’ inability to hide their conquests with prostitutes.
So you’ll forgive Tiger if he takes a peak at Katherine Jenkins’ ass. The man has needs like everyone else.
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