TILA TEQUILA IS A GREMLIN

Posted by A. Isaac on June 25th, 2008 at 1:30 pm

First off, yes, she looks like a gremlin. In fact, I’m positive she isn’t even a woman.

Second, its starting to leak how Tila actually became famous. Over at Holy Taco, they have exclusive info on how Tila came to be on the cover of Stuff Magazine:

Back in 2005, the editor-in-chief of Stuff magazine wanted to capitalize on the popularity of the Internet. He called down to the online department and said, “Hey, tell me who has a lot of Myspace friends…

So, the online guy took 10 seconds (honestly, 10 seconds) and found a girl with an assload of MySpace friends.

See how close we were to not having Tila Tequila in our lives. One stupid decision by a guy who seemingly knew nothing about the internet.

That man’s name is Jimmy Jellinek by the way. If you see him or if by chance you know him, please punch him in the balls for me.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.