TODD KOBUS BLINDSIDES JUNIOR SEAU

As the Patriots were handing Arizona their asses on the field, a crazed fan plotted to hand Junior Seau his ass.

Todd Kobus of Massachusetts thought it would be a good idea to run onto the field and tackle the Patriot linebacker.

According to him, he was just trying to “hug” him but somehow it ended up being a tackle.

What’s really disturbing about this isn’t Kobus’ sanity but rather the lack of awareness from Junior Seau.

“I don’t know where he jumped from. Obviously being as old as I am, I couldn’t anticipate or couldn’t see it coming,” Seau said showing a sense of humor about the incident. “He blind-sided me.”

As a linebacker, I thought your head was supposed to be on a swivel, always knowing who’s around you.

I guess we’ll never mistake Junior Seau for say a Mike Singletary.

But back to Todd Kobus, you know the guy who actually was stupid enough to go after a football player.

Well, I’d bet you could never guess what he does for a living.

He does Army Intelligence for the National Guard.

Yea, you read that right.

Army Intelligence

Sometime I really wonder about our Armed Forces. And this isn’t the first time Kobus has been in the news. He once ran a blog called LostinIraq.com that was so controversial that the Army asked him to shut it down.

So how did this guy get into Army intelligence. Seriously. Is Army intelligence a synonym for dumbest motherfu&%er alive?

Here’s some pics of Kobus getting taken off the field and pelted with snowballs.

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