Tony Hawk had a pelvis accident
A. Isaac 
Sometimes, even the name of an injury can make one cringe. Tony Hawk suffered what can only be described as a “sheared pelvis and hematoma” over the weekend. And since your pelvis is in close proximity to your penis, that uh, sucks pretty bad.
The penis shearing happened during a skate demonstration at the Action Sports Weekend event at Downtown Disney’s Main Plaza in Anaheim, CA. The accident that Tony attempted to do was a 540. Instead, he got an epic fail and some ED problems in his future.
I understand the need to fly higher, go longer, etc…but at the cost of some of horribly named injury like sheared pelvis? Nah, I’m fine right at home playing Wii Tennis on my couch
Tony Hawk and His Sheared Penis [The Daily Fix]
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