TOP 5 BRUCE BOWEN BLACK BELT MOMENTS

Posted by A. Isaac on April 10th, 2008 at 9:31 am

Bruce Bowen struck again tonight. Though, this is more of a love tap than anything else, it will add to his growing legend.

But I wonder, when is the NBA going to realize that Bruce Bowen isn’t playing for his contract but rather for a black belt.

Because at the Cobra Kai Dojo where Bowen trains, his sensei demands that of him….

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So how has Bowen fared in his qualifying tests so far?

Personally, I’d give him a yellow belt with a black stripe down the middle. He just isn’t black belt material yet.

But I’ll let you be the Judge….

Floor skills are crucial…

Finishing an opponent on the ground…

A Knee to the Groin is a must at Cobra Kai…
*If you want a good laugh, fast forward to the 31 second mark…WAA!

Raking your opponent from behind will earn you brownie points…

And Finally…

Where would you be without a quality flying kick to the chops…

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.