Two women arrested for being awesome…also for flashing breasts on a golf course
Two cougars were arrested after flashing their tigole bitties on an Illinois golf course. The women, Alicia Binford, 43, and Shelly Lewis, 45 may have also been showing off more than breasts according to golfers.
Officers with the Madison County Sheriff’s Office responded to Woodlands Golf Course at 2839 Harris Lane around 2 p.m. in reference to a citizen complaint. The caller stated that two women were exposing their “sexual organs” while on the course.
When officers arrived, they saw Alicia Binford, 43, and Shelly Lewis, 45, lewdly exposing their breasts.
Dang, on a Monday afternoon no less? We’re clearly doing something wrong with our lives when we can’t spend a weekday afternoon showing off our privates. I think I need to reevaluate my place in this world.
In the meantime allow me to show you these photos of Alicia Binford, who wasn’t smart enough to close her Facebook after the incident. Internet 101 ma’am!