UGLY CHICKS NAMED LISA

A. Isaac Senior Editor

Please Lisa Rinna, please, do us all a favor and quit the Botox Injections. In fact, on your birthday today, your one wish should be that you start to look like a human being again.

What is it about chicks named Lisa? Why they always gotta be raunchy, gross, or ugly cartoon characters.

Don’t believe me, let’s take a look.

Lisa Rinna

LisaRinna UGLY CHICKS NAMED LISA

I assure you that she used to look normal. In fact, some might even call her hot. But now, that’s way in the past

Lisa Lampanelli

LisaLampanelli UGLY CHICKS NAMED LISA

No words of mine can describe why any person, let alone a NFL player, would hit this.

Lisa Bonet

LisaBonet UGLY CHICKS NAMED LISA

When she was Denise, I’ll admit, she was ok. But the years have not been kind. Supposedly, the last shower Bonet ever took was on the set of A Different World.

Lisa Simpson

LisaSimpson UGLY CHICKS NAMED LISA

When the only dude that wants you is Milhouse, you need to re-establsish your place in life. I’m guessing a new hairdo might do her some good

Mona Lisa

monalisa UGLY CHICKS NAMED LISA

Are we still convinced this is a woman? Because if it is, she’s nasty. I don’t know why the painting is famous. If you want, I can go to the park right now and take pictures of chicks who are just as ugly. Maybe it’ll sell for a couple of bucks on a fetish website or something.

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