V magazine did a swimsuit issue, sort of…

No idea what V magazine is, but any magazine that can pull together Gisele Bundchen, Naomi Campbell, Kate Moss, Daria Werbowy, Claudia Schiffer, and Eva Herzigova for a swimsuit issue has to be okay in my book… if I had a book, which I don’t. Although I must take issue with what they constitute a ‘swimsuit’. When I think of a swimsuit issue, I think of bodypaint and tiny bikinis. Things sorely lacking in this attempt. Especially when you consider the top grade models they got to do this bad boy. Very disappointing… I guess maybe they aren’t okay in my book… if I had one, which I don’t.

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