VIDEO: Boy hilariously kicks mascot in the nuts on “Blue Balls” night
A. Isaac On June 18th, the Eugene Emeralds, a Class-A affiliate of the San Diego Padres had a promotion called “Blue Balls” night. Apparently, its to raise awareness for men whose balls swell because they aren’t having sex. I yield to the urban dictionary for a more professional definition.
Blue Balls
the excrutiating pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin when he knows he should.
Cure: JUST WACK IT MAN!! or get your woman to help you out and do the job right. It’s that simple to make the horrible pain go away.
No, I’m not joking. The Emeralds did give away 1000 blue balls courtesy of the Oregon Urology Association.
Hopefully, the association can help out this poor mascot who took a cheap shot to the nuts from a young fan on the same night.
How this went unearthed for more than a month is beyond me. The folks at KEZI need to do a better job of sharing hilarious mascot nut shots with the rest of us. Shame on you.
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