VIDEO: Drunk girl falls off a party boat
I’m kind of slogging through the morning so far and, since I don’t drink coffee, I need a pick-me-up. And I have found that in the form of this video of a drunk girl taking a header while dancing atop a party boat. Let this be a lesson, kids…don’t drink and do the electric slide on top of a boat.
If I remember correctly, this is exactly what happened in “Piranhas 3D.” Except the girl had much bigger boobs. And I presume this girl didn’t get eaten by flesh-eating, prehistoric piranhas. Which just goes that art is way better than life. And easier to fap to.

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