VIDEO: HS punt returner has ‘Moves like Jagger’

Posted by A. Isaac on November 29th, 2011 at 11:00 am

The title of this video is, “Sickest Juke in High School Football.” Hyperbole? Perhaps. But after watching the video, you get a fairly clear understanding of how impressive the Matrix-esque move is.

We’re obviously not recruitniks on Guyism but here are the stats on this special teams phenom.

Height
5’7
Weight
135
Best 40 Yard Dash
4.7
Best Shuttle Run
4.5
Best Broad Jump
8.1
Best Vertical Jump
28 1/2

Yea, maybe this isn’t as impressive as other players around the country, but hey, if a guy can pull off moves like this, he’s worth the price of admission right?

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.