VIDEO: Man robs convenience store with comically oversized stick

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

I’ve seen news stories about people robbing convenience stores with everything from candy bars to iPhones. So it’s nice to see someone getting back to basics by robbing a convenience store with a massive stick. Caveman logic…it never fails.

I don’t think that the audio on this video actually occurred. Call it my detective’s intuition.

I’m pretty impressed with how well that criminal wields such a difficult-to-use weapon. But it’s pretty obvious as to this guy’s identity. There’s only one man whom I’ve ever seen wield a big stick that proficiently before. His name? Laser. His profession? American Gladiator.

Back-up joke: It’s a shame that Lexington Steele has to resort to this in such a difficult economy.

Watch This Amazing Video Of Someone Robbing A Store With A Giant Stick [Business Insider]

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