If you’ve ever perused Internet pornography (look it up, it’s a hot new trend) this submitted PETA Super Bowl ad may look a bit familiar. It’s yet to be approved or rejected for Sunday’s big game, but it’s hear for you to see now. Welcome to the future, where you get tomorrows’s absurd Super Bowl XLV ads today!
Once again, I’m conflicted with PETA. I’m all for creative advertisements that border on pornography. But they seem so douchey at other times (see: their crusade against the Pet Shop Boys).
At the same time, rarely has an eggplant gotten me so mentally aroused. Other than when my aunt makes it with a quality Parmesan. What can I say? She’s got a lot of experience pounding large black objects.
PETA’s Controversial New Super Bowl Ad (VIDEO/NSFW) [Huffington Post]









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