VIDEO: Weightlifter attempting 1008-lb squat vomits onto judge, passes out

I don’t know about you guys, but there’s something that really amuses me about people projectile vomiting in inappropriate situations (as opposed to all of those appropriate times to projectile vomit). And now, this: Logan Lacy attempts a 1008-pound squat and vomits on the judge at the APF Senior Nationals.

Somewhere, an anonymous Internet commenter is claiming that he would have, in fact, finished the half-ton squat.

Far be it for me to mock someone who could literally bite my head off as though I were a bat on stage with Ozzy Osbourne. So, I won’t. Instead, I will chastise that judge for getting in the way of this poor man’s vomiting and distracting his lift with his stupid ugly judge face. Wait, the judge also looks like a big guy, probably a former lifter. Well, uh, if you see someone scrawny in this video for me to make fun of, definitely let me know. Otherwise, I commend all of them for their incredibly brave efforts.

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