Posted by A. Isaac on February 24th, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Vince Carter was one of the most electrifying players in basketball for a long stretch of time in the late 90s, early 00s.
Then he was just a dunker.
Then he decided that driving the lane involved too much contact.
Then he skipped a Game 7 playoff game for an unneeded graduation ceremony.
Then he got hurt every other game.
Then he became a has-been whose claim to fame is hitting full-court shots sitting down. At the very least, it makes for good Tv.
Surprised Vince didn’t pull a groin attempting that feat. I’m sure those leggings he wore act as a good prevention for stuff like that.
Ugh.
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