Vince Young involved in strip club fight
When news came out that Titans quarterback Vince Young was involved in a strip club fight, I was appalled. A NFL player at a strip club? And a fight broke out too? I haven’t heard that one before.
Video of incident via SBB. (Unfortunately, the strippers are clothed)
According to multiple reports, (and by that I mean nude ladies at the club) an upside-down “Hook em Horns” prompted the fistacuffs. By the time Dallas police responded to the scene, Young was gone. However, he was issued a Class C misdemeanor which carries a $500 fine.
I only feign to be a strip club expert, but $500 equates to roughly 15-20 lap dances. Now, instead of giving that money to the Dallas justice system, why not do something worthwhile for the community. Why not create a charity called, “Strip Clubs for the Poor”? Every time a NFL player is arrested or involved in a strip club incident, he has to donate 10 grand to the charity. Then once every few months, a raffle takes place where some poor, unfortunate soul (perhaps a blogger) is sent to a local gentleman’s establishment on the charity’s dime.
Doesn’t everyone deserve one chance in life to make it rain? Just one? That’s all I’m err, anybody is asking for.

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