The 50 best (female) wardrobe malfunctions in sports

Inevitably, there’s been a time in your life where you’ve witnessed a disastrous wardrobe malfunction at a sporting event. Perhaps that time was Janet Jackson’s “accidental slip” at the Super Bowl, or maybe it was that tennis match with a woman who needed far more support from her brassiere than she was getting.

Fortunately for men, our sports wardrobe involves pads, long shorts, and jock straps as we take every precaution to keep jimmy and the twins in hibernation. But despite a woman’s best attempt to clothe herself fully while playing sports, a wardrobe malfunction almost always looms on the horizon.

These are their stories.

Gimme a B, gimme an O, gimme another O…

I see London, I see France, I see Venus Williams’ uh…what is that?

Ah, the good ‘ol Atomic Front Wedgie

Sports bra? We don’t need no stinkin sports bra

The Lingerie Football League: Where accidents are encouraged

I’ve heard of cameltoe and I’ve heard of mooseknuckle…
not sure how I’d describe this

Stop acting like you’ve never seen the 2008
Victoria’s Secret Bobsled G-String Collection

The FCC now requires pasties for all Water Polo players

And here I thought it would suck to be a male figure skater

I’m guessing Betsy Ross didn’t sew that

And 40 MORE!!

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