WARREN SAPP ON DANCING WITH THE STARS?

Posted by A. Isaac on July 29th, 2008 at 7:45 am

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There aren’t many things funnier than seeing a fat man dance. And if that fat man is a 400 lb, dip chewing former NFL Defensive Linemen, than its bound to bring in good ratings.

Yeah, it’s something that sort of came out of nowhere. But I enjoy the idea of training for something else. My whole life has been football. I could hang out in L.A. for a few weeks. My daughter would love it. There’s nothing wrong with my smile. I don’t think I speak Ebonics. I think I will (do the show).”

I don’t think I’ve watched more than five minutes of Dancing with the Stars but now I’m going to make a point to see it when Fat Sapp is on.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.