WAS TIGER FAKING? RETIEF THINKS SO

I have no idea if the Daily Express is a legit newspaper. I’ve never even heard of them. They do call themselves the Worlds Greatest Newspaper, so I guess Ill take them at their word.

Anyways, it appears Retief Goosen thinks Tiger Woods was pulling a Paul Pierce over the weekend.

“It just seemed when he hit bad shots his knee was in pain and on his good shots he wasn’t.”

How dare someone question the great Tiger Woods. I wonder if Retief is just thinking about calling it quits soon and is going out with a bang. Cause these kinds of comments aren’t going to make him any friends

When asked if he felt Woods could have been faking it, the South African added: “I think so. You see when he made the putts and he went down on his knees and shouting ‘Yeah’, his knee wasn’t sore.

So instead of the British Open this year, can we have a death match between Retief and Tiger? Would be a lot more exciting than watching a tour event where some no name a-hole wins(cough cough Hamilton, Lawrie, Curtis).

Early Odds on the Fight

Angry Afrikaner 2:1 over the Theatrical Cablinasian

***UPDATE***

Retief says he was joking. Poor backtrack on his part. Stick to your guns Goose.

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