WASHINGTON’S JIM ZORN TAKES COACHING ADVICE FROM TOM CRUISE

Posted by A. Isaac on September 28th, 2009 at 6:00 am

6 1 WASHINGTONS JIM ZORN TAKES COACHING ADVICE FROM TOM CRUISE

If you want to pinpoint the exact moment when I knew that the Lions would finally win a game, well, it was when this conversation took place. Instead of scheming for the Lions game, Jim Zorn instead talked strategy with douche extraordinaire Tom Cruise.

I wonder at what point Zorn signed over his game check to the Church of Scientology

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