WEEKEND PREDICTIONS

Florida Atlantic at MSU

FAU probably would have had a better chance if not for this monsoon that is rolling through the midwest tomorrow. With MSUs ability to run the ball with numerous backs and with their strength up front, I doubt this will be much of a game.

MSU 28
FAU 7

UM at Notre Dame

You know sometimes when you take a crap and you flush the toilet, and some of your poop remnants are on the side of the bowl.

Yea, thats what this game has become. The last two times these teams have played, they’ve been unranked. What was once a proud tradition between two historically relevant schools has become a Game D package on an uneventful Saturday.

Notre Dame gets the edge at home because if UM can only put up 16 against Miami(Oh) at home, that equates to about 3 on the road.

Notre Dame 14
UM 3

Green Bay at Detroit

My heart says I hope the Lions get bent over and raped. My brain says they will get bent over and raped.

Few times have my brain and my heart been right on the same thing

Green Bay 21
Detroit 17

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