
“Man, why does Madonna have to follow me everywhere?”

“There is only ONE real Lakers fan here”

“So is Terri Hatcher a MILF or a Cougar?”

“I’m hoping these tight clothes distract people away from the fact that Desperate Housewives has slipped in the ratings”

“Dad, this flow chart explains L. Ron Hubbard’s plan to a T. Do you get it?

“Maybe I can get Pau Gasol to star in Semi-Pro 2: From caveman to stardom”

“Good thing that Denver owner screwed us on the Pepsi Center. We were basking in relative obscurity otherwise”
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