“What have you done today to court LeBron James, NYC?”

Posted by Shawn Norris on June 28th, 2010 at 8:55 am

ESPN’s Kenny Mayne hit’s the streets of New York City to ask people what they have done to court LeBron James today. Dude can’t even get gooseberries in that city right now.

Ouch. Although if you think Lebron is considering leaving Cleveland to go play for the Knicks you’re living on Fantasy Island. And why doesn’t Kenny Mayne have his own channel? ESPN vastly underutilizes his talents. It’s not always earthshakingly hilarious material, but he usually does a pretty good job on these types of things. I hope he does a follow-up video where he asks that lady with the produce if she feel personally responsible for the Knicks not landing Bron. Sometimes you have to give away some gooseberries to make Chris Rock happy, lady. That’s the first thing they teach at business school and basketball camp.

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Shawn Norris Shawn Norris used to write things for National Lampoon and the now-defunct Blue Monkey Disco Party as "Douche Larue." Now he spends most of his time writing jokes, scripts, and trying to find a literary agent that will return his calls. Even though he wasn’t born yet, he often takes credit for faking the moon landing. Also, he’s allergic to tequila -- it makes him breakout in felonies.