What Jon Kitna is thankful for

Posted by A. Isaac on November 23rd, 2007 at 8:38 am

Most on Thanksgiving are thankful for family, health, and happiness.

Jon Kitna?

The same man who once credited his comeback from a concussion to God.

The same man who preaches to other players in the lockerroom and prays during the game.

Well, Jon Kitna is thankful the Almighty is saving him from a lifetime of sunburns.

Lions quarterback Jon Kitna on what he’s most thankful for: “That I don’t have to go to hell.”

If God is on Jon Kitna’s side, who could be against him?

Apparently, Brett Favre and those evil Packers.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.