When mascots get perverted; A video/photo essay

Posted by A. Isaac on June 30th, 2011 at 10:30 am

Last Friday, the Amarillo Sox were excited to unveil their new mascot to fans. Unfortunately for everyone involved, the only person excited about the entire ordeal was the mascot himself. Instead of being outfitted with what was supposed to be a foot in a sock, the mascot had, uh, well you can see for yourself.

So, to honor the Amarillo Sox horny fashion faux pas, we present to you….”When mascots get perverted”.

Syracuse Orangemen has his eyes on the prize

syracuse pervert When mascots get perverted; A video/photo essay

He loves gyrating his hips

In front of the kids?

Perverted mascot 2 When mascots get perverted; A video/photo essay

Gene Simmons is impressed

15-yard penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct sir

Mascot inappropriately touches cheerleader When mascots get perverted; A video/photo essay

The Philly Phanatic really wants this girl to pop her top

Well, he is a dog after all

doggy style When mascots get perverted; A video/photo essay

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.