WHERE ELSE IS CHARLIE WEIS GETTING BOOED?

Over the weekend, Notre Dame Head Coach Charlie Weis was booed mercilessly at Wrigley Field. It could have just been the drunk, rowdy fans but a part of me thinks people are just sick of his act.

So if I was Charlie Weis, I’d be careful. Wrigley Field may not be the only place he is booed at in the near future…

In fact, here at Guyism we wondered what other places Weis should probably stay away from…

Ponderosa

Some families just want a nice Sunday meal at their local steakhouse. You know, some mash potatoes and mac and cheese for the kids. Maybe top it off with an ice cream sundae.

But Weis ruins all hope of this by plowing through the line like Kobayashi. No man, woman or child will stand in the way of him and his fourth helping of chicken wings.

The Movie Theater

You just want to lounge at the theater. Perhaps even use the armrest next to you if no one is there. But when it gets crowded, look out for Jabba the Weis.

The man needs three seats and usually has to grease himself up from the buttery popcorn just to slide in.

A local man who sat behind Weiss recently had this to say:

“I went to see The Dark Knight and it turned into the Dark Side of the Moon. Everytime Weiss bent over he gave us a show”

A Plane

Bad enough ticket prices are through the roof, but can you imagine paying 1000 bucks for a cross country flight and having Mr. Weis ride in coach next to you. Assuming you can withstand the awesome force and stench of his flatulence for 5 hours, the sheer agony of thinking the plane may crash because of his girth is too much for any human to endure.

The Hospital

A brief warning to all hospital personnel. If you see this man coming into your hospital, run, do not walk.

You will get sued for everything from not serving him the right food to him busting his staple from gastric bypass.

Its not safe or cost effective for you or the hospital.

Notre Dame Alumni Dinner, Conclusion of the 2008 Season

Whether its 3 or 4 wins in the cards this year, safe to say that many of the big donors aren’t going to be happy with two disastrous seasons in a row. When you’re giving a man all that money and the only thing you have to show for it is Weis’ FUPA, you’d start to wonder if the genius of his offense at NE was in the hands of a trusty cameraman.

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