Who do you want Madonna to perform with at the Super Bowl?

Posted by A. Isaac on January 27th, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Rumors are swirling that Madonna will have some company for her Super Bowl halftime performance. A performance that I’m sure will be as exciting as some of her most recent work which includes, uh, er, “Born this way?” That was one of her newest songs right? Wait, that was Lady Gaga? Weird. Could have fooled me.

Anyways, here are some of the rumored acts with odds attached.

Britney Spears 100:1

Janet Jackson’s titty will look like a Sesame Street episode if these two get horny on stage.

Ferris Bueller 50:1

It’s been 20+ plus years since Ferris invaded the streets of Chicago with an impromptu performance. Could this be his comeback?

Cee Lo Green 10:1

His most famous song includes the repeated use of the ‘F’ word. Awesome. Our Monday morning conversations will revolve around stupid acronyms like FCC, FTC, and QBR. Ooh, sorry, ESPN.

Nicky Minaj 5:1

Speaking of titties, Nicky Minaj’s popped out during a televised summer concert on Good Morning America. Judging from this fella’s reaction, it was the greatest thing ever.

LMFAO 3:1

Dammit. If we’re forced to listen to these fools, could they at least bring along internet sensation Keenan Cahill.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.