WHO’S IN, WHO’S OUT: DETROIT TIGERS BULLPEN

A. Isaac Senior Editor



Jason Grilli

tn Grilli WHOS IN, WHOS OUT: DETROIT TIGERS BULLPEN

Suck Factor: If there is a pitcher in the major leagues who is worse than Grilli, I would sure like to know who it is

Implode Factor: Gave up a single, double and a homerun on three consecutive pitches this year.

Intangibles: When a website is registered entitled Grillisucks.com, you know its bad.

Verdict: I already bought you a bus ticket down to AAA Toledo.



Todd Jones

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Suck Factor: One of the worst closers in baseball.

Implode Factor: June 1st, 2007, a date which will live in infamy. Blew a 4 run lead with two outs in the bottom of the ninth. Easily the worst experience of many Tigers fans lives.

Intangibles: His nickname is the “Rollercoaster”. Enough said

Verdict: We are only keeping him because at this point, there is nothing better.



Yorman Bazardo

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Suck Factor: So far in 2008, 3.0IP, 24.00 ERA, 5BB

Implode Factor: What, like the above isn’t proof enough?

Intangibles: WTF is a Yorman?

Verdict: Get the f*^# out of town right now. Do not pass go, do not wait for a boat trip back to Venezuela. Right now a-hole.



Bobby Seay

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Suck Factor: Fairly reliable against lefties

Implode Factor: Of all the pitchers in the bullpen, he scores the best here.(really isn’t saying much)

Intangibles: One of three pitchers who has yet to give up a earned run this season

Verdict: At this point, he is the Nolan Ryan of this staff. Keep him and pray that Grilli doesn’t infect him with whatever disease he has.

Stay tuned on Monday where the WOI decides what to do with the rest of the Gas-pen

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