Why is this baby chilling in the middle of the road?
Come on, baby. Everybody knows that if you’re going to stand in the middle of the road and do nothing, you need to have an orange reflector vest and position with the Department of Transportation.
How are babies supposed to travel around at night? They’re way to small to reach the pedals on most American made automobiles. And cabs…come on, alone in the middle of the night with a stranger in a car? Way too dangerous for a baby. Babies need bus passes and a way to flag down buses so that they don’t pass their stop. This is apparently how they do that in San Antonio.

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