WILL THE LIONS SELL OUT THEIR HOME OPENER?

Posted by A. Isaac on September 17th, 2009 at 8:08 am

detroit lions2 WILL THE LIONS SELL OUT THEIR HOME OPENER?

With less than three days remaining until the Lions home opener, there are 4,000 tickets left.

For years, one of the Big Three would buy up the remaining tickets. A couple of hundred grand was no big deal to any of these companies back in the day. Hell, these CEOs were wiping their butt with 100s while my Pontiac Grand Am couldn’t even make it to 50k without the transmission going….but hey, that’s neither here nor there.

So coming off an 0-16 season, what are the odds these tickets get sold?

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.