WNBA rookie Jantel Lavender hates her boyfriend’s genitalia
A. Isaac 
We can’t say we’re all too familiar with L.A. Sparks rookie Jantel Lavender, but after reading this nutcracking account of an incident with her ex-boyfriend, we’ll be sure to steer clear of the young lady.
Via TMZ:
…the #5 overall pick in the 2011 WNBA Draft — allegedly kneed her ex-BF in the junk so hard, his groin area was “throbbing from the pain” … this according to legal docs obtained by TMZ.
According to court papers filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Lavender’s ex Adam Ashley obtained a temporary restraining order against the 6’4″ athlete two weeks ago … claiming he’s been “in hiding” ever since a July 5 altercation where Lavender allegedly grabbed a knife and threatened to kill him.
In the docs, Ashley also says Lavender “grabbed my head and slammed it into the wall. She grabbed my neck and was choking me.”
Has any man ever been hits in the nuts and not been in serious pain? I mean, I’ve seen and received a fair share of nut shots and I don’t ever recall somebody “walking it off”. So the description of “throbbing in pain” seems somewhat redundant here.
As for Lavender, she sure seems like a classy young gal. Choking, nut-kicking, and knife-wielding? Hell, we should have sent her to Italy with the “Jersey Shore” crew. The Situation as a eunuch would make for some must-see TV.
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