World Cup: Female fans banned from flashing breasts

A. Isaac Senior Editor

Female Portuguese fans waiting to show Cristiano Ronaldo their breasts were told by South African police they would be arrested. Who knew South Africans were such prudes.

Chantelle De Sousa, 18, a staunch Portugal supporter, was hoping to catch the eye of her “husband”, Cristiano Ronaldo, by flashing her “assets”.

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Folks, let’s get something straight here. In a country where 18% of adults contracted HIV from having sex, the most innocent thing one can do is show their breasts. Flashing is akin to the wave or blowing a vuvuzela. In fact, I’d argue that showing your boobs is far less intrusive and much less annoying than those other two.

Furthermore, the standard for soccer officials getting involved in these situations was set by this old, perverted man. Let’s just all follow his precedent.

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Fans barred from flashing their boobs {IOL}

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