World Cup: Female fans banned from flashing breasts

Posted by A. Isaac on June 26th, 2010 at 10:30 am

Female Portuguese fans waiting to show Cristiano Ronaldo their breasts were told by South African police they would be arrested. Who knew South Africans were such prudes.

Chantelle De Sousa, 18, a staunch Portugal supporter, was hoping to catch the eye of her “husband”, Cristiano Ronaldo, by flashing her “assets”.

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Folks, let’s get something straight here. In a country where 18% of adults contracted HIV from having sex, the most innocent thing one can do is show their breasts. Flashing is akin to the wave or blowing a vuvuzela. In fact, I’d argue that showing your boobs is far less intrusive and much less annoying than those other two.

Furthermore, the standard for soccer officials getting involved in these situations was set by this old, perverted man. Let’s just all follow his precedent.

Woman Flashes Breasts at Soccer Match | Girls | SPIKE.com

Fans barred from flashing their boobs {IOL}

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.