WORLD’S HOTTEST ATHLETE CONTEST

Posted by A. Isaac on November 18th, 2008 at 10:00 am

I’ll always look back on my life and say, “Isaac, what did you do for mankind? How did you help your fellow man, how did you make the world a better place?”

For the first 28 years of my life, I can say with the utmost confidence, I have done next to nothing. I have produced next to nothing of importance.

But today, today I stand before you a proud man.

My first contribution to the world is a most valuable one….I was asked to be a “celebrity blogger” pick for The World’s Hottest Athlete Contest.

I took this seriously, pondered my decision for days. Looked at hundreds and hundreds of pictures of hot athletic women. Stared at them on the computer for what my fiancee described as an “unhealthy” amount of time.

And finally, I came to a decision.

Who did I pick in the Final Four? Find out at InGameNow

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.