Worst proposal ever

A. Isaac Senior Editor

You guys, you guys, I need you to prop Britney up on your shoulders and then I’m going to come up from behind her on one-knee to propose. It’s going to be really cool and it’ll probably go viral when the mainstream media picks it up.

I can see the headline now: “Cheerleader proposes to cheerleader mid-air.”

Sadly, that conversation occurred. Presumably at summer cheer camp.

On an unrelated note, fellas, stop the nonsense. Stop the madness of elaborate marriage proposals. It’s setting our gender back generations. Thank you.

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