YOUR 2008 DETROIT LIONS SEASON PREVIEW

Posted by A. Isaac on August 27th, 2008 at 9:18 am

Just to give you a glimpse of some of my thoughts….

Put it this way, Matt Millen is scared to show his face in Detroit. I’m serious. I used to see the guy all the time eating out with friends and now, he’s nowhere to be found. He is more hated than Kwame Kilpatrick (and Kwame supposedly killed someone too).

I’ll be honest, if I saw Matt Millen somewhere, I would probably urinate on his face and take a steaming pile of crap on his chest.

Wait, is that going overboard?

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.