Your bizarre Tiger Woods headline of the day

Posted by A. Isaac on December 23rd, 2009 at 11:20 am

I realize that the headline “Elin’s out to mashie Tiger Woods’ niblick” is in English. But I can tell you, as a native English speaker, I have no idea what it means.

As far as I’m concerned that could very well be the title of a new Tiger Woods porn flick.

And by the way, I don’t know if anybody has talked about this yet. But Elin Nordegren is now the most eligible bachelorette in the world. Now only is she smoking hot but she’s a multimillionaire.

If you don’t think you have a shot, you’re dead wrong. Think about it. If she married Tiger for the money, well, she’s got that now and probably won’t need any more in the foreseeable future. And if she married him for his charm and personality, um, unless you have the personality of a robot, you’re a shoe-in.

Elin, here’s my resume.

I’m witty, slightly overweight, and probably won’t have a chance to cheat on you because I’m sort of ugly. Frankly, you can mashie my niblick anytime you please.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.