Your obligatory Tiger Woods photoshop of the day

Posted by A. Isaac on December 3rd, 2009 at 3:43 pm

First, Rachel Uchitel, the original hussy that was getting it on with Tiger, cancels a press conference where she was going to out their relationship.

Then, details of Elin and Tiger’s prenuptial agreement are plastered everywhere saying that Tiger will have to renegotiate to keep her around. An estimated 55 million dollars over the next two years is being rumored.

I don’t know about you but it sounds like Tiger’s accounting team is working overtime to “fix” these problems. And by fix, Tiger means, “Shut your mouth and I’ll make you rich”.

Wish I could get in on this lottery.

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