Your Olympic thong of the day

Posted by A. Isaac on February 23rd, 2010 at 12:34 pm

Ice Dancing was on last night and while I rather enjoy ogling Tanith Belbin, I could do without the Israeli brother-sister combo of Roman and Alexandra Zaretsky.

thong and butt Your Olympic thong of the day

Something about your sisters thong laden butt staring you directly in the face probably isn’t what Roman Zaretsky had in mind when he signed up to be a skater when he was little. Come to think of it, I really wonder what he was thinking at all when he got into the sport. I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he was a hockey player that had a traumatic injury and couldn’t compete anymore and his only chance for an Olympic medal was going into figure skating.

Wait, no, that’s not right. I just described the movie “The Cutting Edge” with D.B. Sweeney. My bad!

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